He Said To Me!
He said to her. ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
she said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
he said to her .. . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
she said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to her. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
she said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to her. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
she said to him .. . They don't have time.
He said to her. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
she said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to her. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
she said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
she said. . . A widow.
He said to her.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
she said to him .. . .
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
"He said to her. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
ReplyDeleteshe said to him . . . They already have boyfriends"
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