Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The World's Richest Royals






King Bhumibol Adulyadej, Thailand

Fortune: $30 billion (down $5 billion)

Age: 81



World's longest-reigning monarch is revered like a demigod on par with Buddha. U.S.-born, Swiss-educated ruler remains unifying force in an increasingly politically tumultuous state divided among the elite, middle and rural classes. The declining economy, which slipped into recession in the first quarter, may fuel further tensions. Monarch's wealth is held in trust for the state and includes public investments in companies such as Siam Cement and Siam Commercial Bank as well as vast land holdings, including some 3,500 acres in Bangkok managed by the Crown Property Bureau. Thai government officials stress these holdings are not the king's personal wealth, but held in trust for the state.









Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah, Brunei

Fortune: $20 billion (no change)

Age: 62

The 29th Sultan of Brunei is heir to an unbroken 600-year-old Muslim dynasty. Kingdom's wealth based on extensive petroleum and natural gas fields; also investments made by Brunei Investment Agency, the $30 billion sovereign wealth fund that owns luxury hotels such as London's Dorchester. Continues to battle brother, Prince Jefri, over allegedly misappropriated assets; most recently, the Brunei Investment Agency sought a court order to compel the prince to hand over title to a $100 million mansion in Singapore.











Prince Hans-Adam II von und zu Liechtenstein, Liechtenstein

Fortune: $3.5 billion (down $1.5 billion)

Age: 64

Heads 900-year old family and tiny Alpine principality the size of Bermuda.

Last year, his family-owned bank, LGT, was caught up in a tax-evasion scandal for allegedly helping wealthy clients hide assets. In response, negotiating bilateral tax agreements with U.S. and other countries; bank is now selling controversial trust business. However,

problems persist. His son, Prince Max, who is chief executive of LGT,

is being investigated by the German government for tax evasion; he

disputes the charges. Also owns an estimated 50,000 acres of land

in Austria and several 17th-century palaces as well as a 400-year old

art collection.







King Mohammed VI, Morocco

Fortune: $2.5 billion (up $1 billion)

Age: 45

His kingdom's gold is its near monopoly control of the world's phosphate supply; Morocco holds two-thirds of the world's phosphate mines and is the world's biggest exporter of the mineral, which is used in fertilizer. Fortune up thanks to a fivefold increase in phosphate prices over the past several years. Launched construction of an industrial park at Tanger-Med, which when fully completed in 2012 will be among Africa's largest ports. Granted women more rights in 2004. Married Princess Lalla Salma in 2002, the first Moroccan royal wife to be publicly acknowledged and given an official title.







Sheikh Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, Qatar

Fortune: $2 billion (no change)

Age: 57

Banking on tiny country's rich gas reserves to support economy in post-oil era. Already the world's largest supplier of liquefied natural gas; has contracts with Korea, Belgium and Taiwan. Plans to double annual LNG exports to 77 million metric tons over the next year. Assumed throne in 1995 after ousting his father in a bloodless coup. Passionate about art, inaugurated I.M. Pei-designed Museum of Islamic Art last November.







Prince Albert II, Monaco

Fortune: $1 billion (down $400 million)

Age: 51

Leads 700-year-old Grimaldi family; reigns over Monaco, which is smaller in area than New York's Central Park. Efforts to expand territory with a new district at sea erected on giant pillars put on hold due to global recession. Downturn has also shaved family fortune, which includes real estate, art, antique cars, stamps and a stake in Monte Carlo's casino, Societe des Bains de Mer. Eligible royal is a committed environmentalist; in January led a two-week expedition to Antarctica to bring attention to global warming, engage in scientific research and support the region as a natural reserve. Bachelor linked romantically to Charlene Wittstock, a South African Olympic swimmer; fathered two illegitimate children, a son with a Togolese flight attendant and a daughter who lives in California







Prince Karim Al Husseini, Aga Khan

Fortune: $800 million (down $200 million)

Age: 72

Spiritual leader of the world's Ismaili, chairs the Aga Khan Development Network that promotes investments in Asia and Africa. Horse racing enthusiast owns 900 thoroughbreds at stud farms in Ireland and France; holds stake in Goffs, one of Britain's largest horse auction houses, as well as French horse auction house Arqana. Values down in belt-tightening markets. Awarded titles of Grand Patron and Grand Donor by the French Minister for Culture for his contributions to cultural development in France; also made an honorary citizen of Canada in the past year.











Sultan Qaboos bin Said, Oman

Fortune: $700 million (down $400 million)

Age: 68

Ascended throne in 1970 after overthrowing his father in a coup d'etat. With oil revenues down, promoting tourism and maritime sectors; more than 700 homes are currently under construction at the Wave, a $2.5 billion mixed-use beachfront development in the country's capital, Muscat. Meanwhile, the giant port and ship-repair yard complex on the sultanate's southeastern coast continues to expand. Avid classical music fan; personally financed restoration of mosques across the country. Graduate of Britain's Sandhurst Military Academy, served in British Infantry before returning to Oman. Divorced, has no children and has not yet named a successor.







Queen Elizabeth II, U.K.

Fortune: $450 million (down $200 million)

Age: 83

Oldest living monarch in British history continues a full schedule of official duties... In April, hosted U.S. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle, who caused a stir when she hugged the queen. Personal fortune hit by declines in English and Scottish properties, stock market fall-off and lower valuations for collections of fine art, gems and stamps. Buckingham Palace, the Crown Jewels and the royal art collection are not included in her net worth, as they belong to the state. Thrifty royal apparently told grandsons William and Harry to rein in spending in tough economic climate. Long-waiting heir, Prince Charles, was reportedly rumored to have been asked to invest with Ponzi schemer Bernard Madoff; fortunately for the prince, he declined.



Sheikh Sabah Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al Sabah, Kuwait

Fortune: $400 million (down $100 million)

Age: 80

Managing simultaneous political and economic crises in the kingdom: one of the country's biggest banks, Gulf Bank, was the first in the region to need a bailout; the Emir's cabinet resigned in March after five Islamist members of parliament alleged Prime Minister Sheikh Nasser had mismanaged public funds, charges he denied. Sabah dissolved parliament; after new elections, he re-appointed Sheikh Nasser (his nephew) as prime minister. Wealth based on annual stipend actually set by Emir; unique among Gulf states as wealth is not tied to state oil funds.







Queen Beatrix Wilhelmina Armgard, Netherlands

Fortune: $200 million (down $100 million)

Age: 71



Fortune of Queen Beatrix and her family has been hit by declines in real estate and equities. Also rumored to have lost up to $100 million when Bernard Madoff's Ponzi scheme collapsed, though the royal house denies the allegations. Narrowly avoided injury in May when a .man drove his car into a crowd of parade spectators on Queen's Day, killing eight, including the driver, and almost hitting the open bus in which the queen and her family were riding. Rumored to be considering stepping down so that her eldest son, Willem-Alexander, can ascend the throne.







King Mswati III, Swaziland

$100 million (down $100 million)

Age: 41

Sub-Saharan Africa's last absolute monarch is working to ease recessionary pressures; shoring up ties with South Africa's new president, Jacob Zuma, who spent his years in exile in Swaziland. Getting pressure over his commitment to democracy: The head of the opposition has been in jail since November; opposition parties and rallies are banned. Beneficiary of two trusts held on behalf of the state; enjoys lavish birthday parties, prefers the Mandarin Oriental hotel when he visits New York

laju laju buaiku laju...
aku nak kawen dgn anak raja...
buailah buailah...

favouritism paart 2.

DONKEY n SNAP pon da pandai nk pilih2 org...
kuajaq!!!!!

tp seb bek smalam ade teman..hahaha.
nume pon kne makan NASI GORENG AYAM gak lps makan bihun tomyam(klu x slap)
aku plak makan lpas aku da makan sepinggan nasi n pulut kat umah(teman mak bbuke puasa)
n pastu g umah anjang dy pon bg makan nasi,then makan lpas kalah donkey..
kira la bape byk aku makan satu malam....???
tp bak kate org rezeki jangan dtolak musuh melambak2 dah sedia ade...
dtelan prot da kenyang d luah nty bulimia...
alang2 da makan baekla mkan byk2..(btul x mu?yen?)haha.

ok harini aku da janji x mo makan nasi tp  tangki tong dram dlm prot ni da
nyanyi lagu NOBODY but NASI...


saranghae!waklu!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

JIKA ENGKAU PERGI...

Bermulanya semua hanya dengan rasa

ada saja yang tak kena

Rupanya kau berkasih

Menyingkir setia

Sandiwara penuh dusta


Kini ku beri satu amaran

Jangan nanti jadi cabaran

Aku ingin kau memadam kenangan

Menjadi mimpi berterbangan



Jika engkau pergi, bulan dan bintang tetap masih di langit

Jika engkau pergi, air mengalir takkan berhenti

Jangan khuatir tentang diri ku

Ku janji takkan merindui mu



Bermusim resah hadir membelai

Menyentuh hati kecewa

Janji sehidup semati

Tinggal tiada lagi

Impian hancur depan mata



Semakin terungkap kepastian

Biarlah ku rela melepaskan

Pada mu cinta cuma lah mainan

Sekadar untuk senda bersama




Puas sudah ku berikan engkau segalanya

Jalan cerita pun nyata akan berubah




JikA EngkAU PeRGI.....IMrAN AjMAIN.

Monday, June 14, 2010

aku punya impian dan cita2...


1.punya rumah sendiri....besar...msti ada 2 master bedroom,1 untuk aku s1 untuk mak ayah..3 bilik untuk adik2,satu bilik maid,sblh blik aku(t aku btau np blik maid kne letak g blik aku)..and 2 extra blek untuk tetamu aka kawan2 sbb umah skrg kecik nk ajk dorg dtg pon segan..so nty da ade rumah sngla nak mabuk2 ngn kawan2 d rumah sendiri(mak ayah?)
 2.nak bli kete,angan2 kene besar tau..aku tringin nak pakai maiserati..tyme tu confim org x nmpak aku gmok,ye la poket pon gemok kan..(ske ati aku la)tyme tu aku sje je lalu depan rumah ex aku yg hot sambil hon2 keta aku dgn bwk maid aku skali(nty aku btau np kne bwk maid)...
 3.nk bli satu mpv n ade 2 function.first sng mak ayah ngn adk2 nak p jenjalan ke n x payah naek aseng2 klu leh nak honda freed,yg kedua nak bwak nek genting ngn kawan so leh slalu g telok cempedak pd n genting same(ok,smalam dorg bru g pd,aku xleh ikot sbb klo ikot mak aku mst da ade kat sne tgu ngn parang time aku sampai..msti kne bawak maid jgk..(jap eh..jap g cek habaq na...)
 4.tringin nak bwk family g vacation kat tempat bes2,sbb dorg x penah g vacation jauh2,plg tu pon melaka tu pon sbb kampong bapak gue..dengar melaka pon aku da migrain(tipu sbnrnye)..adek2 aku dpt keychain bandung yg mumu bg pon cam jakon sbb dgr nme je ntah2 dorg pon x tau bandong tu ape,tmpt jual air kot(ok itu bunyio cam bodoh)...thanx mu 4 d keychains kain telekong and brownies..n aku nak bwak kengkawan g plak sbb ble g ngn fmly xleh nak mabuk2 second trip bwk kawan2 so kte leh kacau yen ngn syapa melatah gle2 punye...(sory korg)..n kte bwk maid aku skali eh?blehla.....plssss(haah,japg aku btau nape eh...)






PRESENTING.............

AMINAH FOX ABDULLLAH AKA MEGAN FOX..


 

 HA ..... ni lah maid aku......hot x?klu ade maid camni mstla kne bawak g memane n mstla kne dkt ngn blik aku...hahahahaha...so she can feed me anytime anywhere n lalalalalalalala.(kinky,yaits!)



p/s:nme pon angan2 kan ha x payah la nk geli sgt k?

tp  still i am dodot no 1 fan!


Thursday, June 10, 2010

favouritism

penah x dengar jadah ni kat mne2?
hah?x penah dengar?penah jadi kat kau? kau? dan engcow?
x penah patotla x penah dengar..

tp aku dah sebati dgn benda ni tau mcm isi ngn kuku..
mcm mknn aku dari kecik...hehehe..
even dlm keluarga sendiri,msyrkt,kenalan...sape2 je la..

klu la ade org kate dy ske kat aku ke skrg ni mst aku gelakkan dy soh dy blek pk elok2 wat solat sunat istikharah ke taubat ke ape yg patotla x pon minx kaunseling..

hahahaha.
aku dah biasa..
sgt biasa...
dah jadi darah daging...





*x pyh nak ckp aku disturb klu xtau ape benda tu n x penah kene batang idong ko.ok?blog aku aku pny sukelah...AAK?



p/s: x sume org camni tp 1 dalam seribu.u knoe u love me.xoxo.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

tahajjud.

bismillahirahmanirrahim..
segala puji bg tuhan sekalian alam atas segala nikmat dan rahmatnye..
alhamdulillah
segala puji bagi pemilik langit dan bumi ats sunatullah..
allahuakbar
segala ampun dr sang pengampun yg sentiasa membuka pintu keampunan untuk hamba2nya.
subhanallah,
ku serah segala padamu sang pemilik arasy yg tertinggi..

AKU bersyukur...
kerana dia aku masih bernafas di muka buminya...
kerana dia aku masih ada ibu dan ayah yg sgt aku syg yg x ade tolok gantinye..
adik beradik dan kawan2 yg sentiasa ada bersama aku...
aku berdoa jika ade syurga untuk aku kumpulkan aku bersama mereka2 di situ..
tp jika aku tidak layak utk ke situ,kau tempat kan lah mereka ini di situ kerana mereka ini sentiasa menggembirakan aku,membantu aku menyokong aku dan menjadi penasihat yg tiada tolok bandingnye...

Ya Allah...
kau panjangkanla umur mereka,
kau permudahkanlah urusan mereka,
berikan mereka segala perkara yg terbaik di dunia dan akhirat
murahkan rezeki mereka..
beri mereka kejayaan..
berikan mereka pemulaan dan pengakhiran yg baik dgn kalimah mu...
Lailahailallah muhammadarasulullah...

Ya ALLah aku x punye ape2 utk aku beri pada mereka ini,harta dunia,masa yg x menentu,tenaga yg terbatas...tp aku tahu aku punya satu hadiah untuk mereka...
Tahajud ku sujudku ke atasmu dan doa aku untuk mereka...

aku tahu aku bukanlah hamba yg baek tp aku tahu kau telah kurniakan dan hadiahkan aku sahabat2 yg baek sbg hadiah yg plg berharga sampai aku mati..
walaupon mereka datang dan pergi tp mgkn itu atas hikmah dan kehendakmu yg mne aku redha...

aku x berani bermimpi memiliki ape yg aku ade sekarang dan aku tau aku x layak utk meminta ianya kekal tp jika benar sampai mase ianya ditarik biarla bukan rohku dikandung badan...aku hny ada KAMU dan Mereka ini...
biarla mereka jadi peneman aku sblm smpi masa aku pulang PADA-MU..

jgn biarkan kami leka... jdkan kami org2 yg solleh supaya sentisa kami bersyukur ats nikmat dan kurniamu..

AMIN YARABBAL ALAMIN...

does anyone has any problem with my fatness?

ok today my level of patience is at the peak and i had enuf of humiliation..
i went to HR again today n one of this same old ugly lady said the same thing about me n today she was so dare to ask my weight and height in order to count my BMI n it shown that my BMI is 35 which dstated to be too dangerous...
knoe wat she did after that?
she told and showed ALL THE PEOPLE IN HR...
n ade satu makcik tua haram jadah ni menyampok"alah budak ni xpayah kire tgk pon da tau dah..."....
babi.pukimak.anak haram.sundal.pantat.bustard.
aku malu gile...aku xtau mne nak letak muke,well it might sound evagerated but tis wat realy happened...
np ksah sgt aku pny gemok klu aku ble offer skill yg lbh berat dr lemak2 aku?
aku ade mintak kupon ko nak tukar g makan kat kantin?
aku ade kcu mak kau?
aku ade kcu anak pompuan ko pon klu anak pompuan ko x hodoh cam muke ko?
aku nak bg amaran lpas ni skali lg ko ckp aku tau la nk watpe...
ko x penah tgk badak sumbu ngamok kan?
nty aku demo baek pny kat ko,slp2 ko trus jalan masok lubang 6 kaki sbb heart attack...
kawan aku yg dgr pon rse dorg ni da melampau inikan lg aku yg jd bahan...

korg ade mslh x klu aku gmok...?
ye mgkn aku yg hadapi mslh tp klu btul nak nasihatkan aku ade carenye bukan dgn care yg memalukan..
ini melibatkan kekurangan fizikal aku yg di laung2 yg leh wat aku rse rendah diri padehal aku xdelah gmok smpi nyusahkan org n smoy x leh wat ape2..aku stil leh wat benda2 yg lasak,aritu team building xde plak aku excuse mne2 outdoor activities...


korg rse ape aku patot wat...?
ye mgkn aku patot kuragkan makn...ye aku da kurg makan,sbb kupon aku da abs and aku xckop duit pon nk tukar kat dining hall blek umah bru aku makan..
malam pon aku da kurg makan n aku rse kne exercise..
weh,bodohlah aku ni klu aku xsedar sume benda tu tp sbb ade manusia yg rase diri sempurna sgt suke melihat kekurangan org laen utk dbuat bahan ketawa beramai-ramai..skalai lg sye ulang beramai...

again aku still percaya..wat goes around comes around..
and for you old ugly lady faggot like...
I CURSE THE DAY U WERE BORN TILL UR SEVENTH DESCENDANT!!!!
FUCK U ASSHOLE MOTHER FUCKER UGLY STINKY HELL BITCH..


LOVE,
fat hot guy
(so wat?)